Rev's Ranch-West

natashavc:

Ok, I’m glad you brought this up, internet. Do you guys remember when you could get acid for 5 to 7 bucks a tab in the valley? And it would have all kinds of whacky names like ‘pink elephant’ and ‘black pyramid’ and they would be powdery cause they were cut with some dirty ass speed. And after masturbating for an hour thinking you were dry humping a cloud while Dave Matthews played you’d start to come down but the speed kicked in and then you would start sweating and grinding your teeth and telling your friends that LOOK, ITS TOTALLY COOL IF I SHAVE MY LEGS RIGHT NOW. NO! STOP!! IT’S FINE, ITS A SAFETY RAZOR!! But then like three years later the two big dealers in the Valley got busted and no one could get tabs.

I think kids are buying that shit for $30 bones and use it to get high b4 they sext.

(via takingdrugs)