Sending out the warning now to those I know who will be future victims of my crime1.Find a large padlock
2.Find the nearest hipster with large tunnel plugs
3.Lock it onto their ear
4.Run like fuck
My fountain pen collection. From top to bottom: Pilot Varsity (M), Lamy Safari (F), Lamy Al-Star (MK), Parker “51” Special (M/F).
the best part of coming home.
him, and the bucket of red vines.
What’s with the creepy neckbeard? You look like both a paedophile and a creepy cat person.
Snakeman has been delivering terrifying news since the 1980’s:THIS IS A PARADE OF HORRORS!!
Tonight at never-ending probation class Snake Breeding Guy told some more stories of things that happened in the Great Quake of ‘94. Perhaps the most horrifying was the CALIFORNIA KING SNAKE that got loose and nestled into the toilet! And when his mom opened the lid…
(via siddman:slackmo:theoriginaljoefisher)
this theater has value.
But can they refund Ben Stiller’s talent?
About me
We don't raise much at Rev's Ranch these days. Just wisdom.
